Random thoughts I

'Oh, what's the point? When I like them, they don't like me, when they like me, I don't like them. Why can't I act with the ones I like the same way I do with the ones I don't like?'

 George and Jerry, discussing women, in "The Old Man"

George: Oh, what’s the point? When I like them, they don’t like me, when they like me, I don’t like them. Why can’t I act with the ones I like the same way I do with the ones I don’t like?
Jerry: Well, you’ve only got another fifty years or so to go before it’ll all be over…
George: Maybe I need someone who doesn’t speak English.
Jerry: Yeah, how about a mute?
George: A mute would be good.
Jerry: Ah, where you gonna meet a mute?
George: This is what my life has come to… Trying to meet a mute.